Jackson Hastie 

Jackson Hastie is the biggest bitch ass nigger in the whole entire world. But his asshole is tighter than any object known to man. All 8.2 inches of his big girthy bulging penis feel soooooo good.

George Floyd: You heard of that Jackson Hastie guy?? I heard he has the fattestttt cock.
Rapist: That Jackson Hastie guy is a proper bloke you know.
George Floyd: He a nigga tho

Jackson Hastie by propergeeza123 October 31, 2023

Jackson Poolock 

When somebody closes the toilet lid and poops on top of it

Everyone kept telling me I should eat that leftover takeout. I wasn't fast enough and now I made a Jackson Poolock all over the toilet lid.

Jackson Poolock by Nintendorks et al December 14, 2023

Jackson Heights 

A neighborhood in the borough of Queens, New York. A lot of races converge here, hispanics, Indians, white people, etc. The food is awesome, although the subway isn't always that good. It's not too expensive to live here, and almost anyone can fit in, just don't be a bitch and you'll find yourself nicely around this neighborhood. It's quite busy in the afternoons, and sometimes late night, but you'll get used to it.

person 1. Hey, did you see that guy? He lives in Jackson Heights.
person 2. Damn man, I've always wanted to live there. I heard its very nice and diverse!

Jackson Heights by JustYourFootballFan January 5, 2024

Jackson's Dick 

A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."

Man, Did you see the new kid in the locker room? He sure has Jackson's Dick!

Jackson's Dick by platergamer January 14, 2024

Jackson Bluetooth

A idiot saints fan who is still trying to defend a failed organization called the New Orleans saints. He is a horrible bio partner with adhd and wont invite me to the adhd club and he thinks chris olave is cool, chris olave is not cool

Vanko: Hey did you see Jackson today?
Brody: No.......Jackson Bluetooth is a lil cornball

Jackson Bluetooth by ramsrock January 27, 2024

jackson myers 

In between Michael Jackson and Michael Myers

You're bad
What kind of bad, Michael Jackson or Michael Myers
In the middle
Oh so Jackson Myers

jackson myers by stunna4md February 1, 2024

jackson elliott 

dat boy wit da camo pants and da mcgregor

“jackson elliott is mad fine”

jackson elliott by theimposter46 February 2, 2024