unlocked relationship

Like an open relationship but where you don't really encourage infidelity but you never make a big deal over it someone cheats.

I really don't like my girl doing other guys but since she's so awesome I'm going to keep it an unlocked relationship.

by ApricotFields February 09, 2019

Wank relationship

When you spend more time wanking than actually having sex with your partner.

Joe's in a wank relationship. Man I have more sex than he does and I'm single.

by Redgirlgo April 23, 2016

Business Relationship

A business relationship is when 2 individuals get together to fulfill their business needs. This is usually common in the YouTube space. Two individuals fake a relationship for the camera to get views and followers.

I heard Zach and Candace were in a business relationship just to grow their social media likes and followers

by MKtheboss October 06, 2023

Relationship Body

The state of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of self image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will love you regardless of your appearance

Jared has gained weight since he started dating Susan, he totally has a relationship body.

by Trombowen66 May 03, 2018

relationship nazi

Commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, "relationship Nazis". Everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious "plastic happiness". Common characteristics of a relationship Nazi couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word "relationship" in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the "Myspace era". Other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of competitive-"suburbatory" behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship Nazis, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. Early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. Do they tout "bros before hoes" rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? Do they have a deep disdain for the opposite sex for being jerks/players?

Where's Zeik?
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.

by Ampresandman December 07, 2015

Condimented relationship

Relationship status that usually occurs prior to cohabitation in which your partners favorite condiments mysteriously begin to appear in your kitchen.

What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?

by forever creepin' December 29, 2021

Fallacy Relationship

When two people are dating only because -
- Their friends hooked them up
- One, or both, owes it to the other
- Are fuck buddies that don't want to be labeled such
- One, or both, is using it as an excuse to not be single
- The two actually deserves one another

Even though the causes for a Fallacy Relationship vary, it can always be characterized by one, or both, of its members heavily neglecting the relationship till need arises.

-"Why didn't your girlfriend to come?"
+"Sorry, I forgot to invite her."
-"I thought you two were attached at the hip?"
+"Oh no, we're just a fallacy relationship."

by Mrjohndoe October 26, 2014