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Hawk Tuah Jonkler

"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.
"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"
by SkibidiSigmaHawkTuahJonkler September 24, 2024
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toilet hawking

To secretly watch someone on the toilet through the space between the door and the wall of a bathroom stall.
"I saw you out there toilet hawking me!"
by C. Sproungler January 6, 2014
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Grinch-Hawking

Eyeballing or casing someones property , either for criminal purposes or just coveting something or things that you might want or like.
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""
" The homeless person was grinch-Hawking the other homeless persons backpacks and electronic devices when the person noticed the person snapped back "" Hey!! You better stop grinch- Hawking my stuff , if anything comes up missing I'm going to Molly womped !!""
by Soberscott0 January 7, 2023
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wal-hawk

Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.
Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!
by Leo253 November 29, 2017
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Hawk-tuahber

The month before NNN where it is required to 'spit on that thang' every day.
"You looking forward to Hawk-tuahber?"
by YourDadStalin January 6, 2025
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Ho-Hawk

A girl with a mohawk, no matter how big.
Dude, check out that chick's ho-hawk. Its epic!
by :PLOL:P April 21, 2010
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hawk tuah

The definition of hawk tuah is when someone spits on your thang as a sexual sex manner.
man 1: ill give you hawk tuah
man 2: shut up faggot 💀
by JoeGoob March 20, 2025
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