Mr Hawker

A man that usually has a pot belly. If your a teacher and your name is Mr hawker you have a really bad haircut. They love stirring the shit outta ya as well.

Student: Hey Mr hawker nice haircut
Mr hawker: why thank you my wife done it last night while she was drunk, how does it look
Student: I mean I couldn't look any worse

by Fat pizza March 20, 2021

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Mommy Hecker

A pg version of mother fucker

Me: hey, you mommy hecker

by Mommy Hecker August 2, 2021

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mommy hecker

Mommy Hecker is a more clean form of the word mother fucker

Me: hey dude you know about Keith that mommy hecker
Friend: yea what a mommy hecker

by Karamov August 14, 2021

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A real life person that existed at some point, like seriously look it up there was a baseball player in the late 1800s with the name Guy Hecker.

Fucking Guy Hecker

I can't get over this shit, I get it was the 19th century but who names their child that. He's probably in his grave contemplating haunting me for writing this but I can't just leave this information unshared.

What's worse is he was a fucking monster at baseball as well being one of the only two people to hit 3 home runs in one game and according to Wikipedia he's also the only person to get 6 hits in a nine-inning game.

Person 1: Hey did you know Guy Hecker was one of the only two people who were capable of hitting 3 home runs in one game

Person 2: I'm sorry did you just say Guy Hecker?

by ◉ ‿ ◉  August 15, 2021

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Brand Hawkers

1. A Place that turns small businesses into household names
2. A Humble abode where creativity has no limits.
3. A group of hustlers who work smart & play hard.

Brand hawkers helped me grow my business !!!

by D2C buddy November 23, 2021

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