The traveling carnival that goes from mall to mall and small town to small town bringing amusement rides that are barely up to safety codes. Generally seen in the warmer months as cold weather makes the rides nearly inoperable.
Guy: Are you going down to the ghetto carnival tonight?
Girl: I think so. I saw they brought back the Tower of Death ride. I love the ride, I just wish it worked better.
Guy: Yeah, too bad they want $5 for a ride coupon.
Girl: I think so. I saw they brought back the Tower of Death ride. I love the ride, I just wish it worked better.
Guy: Yeah, too bad they want $5 for a ride coupon.
by Balseraph February 16, 2012
Get the Ghetto Carnival mug.An inexplicably nice "thang", or "booty", which happens to be from the ghetto. The term "ghetto thang" originated in a small mid-western town, at a small and darkly lit billiards establishment known as "Frontier Lanes." The original "ghetto thang" is a legendary object, desired by some, admired by all.
Ghetto thang: The true "ghetto thang" remains an enigma, known but rarely seen, and only in fleeting glimpses. Maybe one day it will be captured on film, but until then, it remains only a legend.
by TheKeeperOfTheLegend December 22, 2008
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Get the ghetto mute mug.When a person or person(s) feel as though, they can say or do anything to you without any repercussions. If there is any type of response to their actions, they claim to feel disrespected. Ghetto Authority is perpetrated by those who do not own or control anything, just their mouths and physical actions.
A example of a person with Ghetto Authority speaks using curse words and curses out others. But, when another person curses in front of them, they claim it to be disrespectful. Basically stating that the rule that they applied to you does not apply to themselves.
by damonsocool August 10, 2013
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Wife: Honey, why are you getting on the freeway? It's a shorter trip on the smaller roads because of all the traffic on the interstate.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.
by Konbadboi July 26, 2016
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