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Fucking shit balls

-Another way of saying "holy crap"
- Yo, fucking shit balls, I hate homework.
by johan6789 March 28, 2009
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fucking dumb

1. as a question it can be used to question someones stupid statement.
2.A way to tell someone they are not intellegent.
1. man1: My house flies into space at night.
Me:Are you fucking dumb?

2.Man1:Should we go to Canada tonight?
Me:no don't be fucking dumb, you must be the epitome of dumbassery
by mike1117 February 2, 2010
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Fucking Monkey

>n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
1 The third extant species of ape in the genus Pan, Fucking Monkeys (Pan pugnus) are a close relative of Common Chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes) and Bonobos (Pan paniscus). Like all great apes, Fucking Monkeys are members of the hominidae family and shares a remarkably similar genome to that of Humans (Homo sapien). But unlike most members of the hominidae family, Fucking Monkeys greatly lack the intelligence shared by its cousin species. Primal cognition, sophisticated social behaviour, status consciousness, and situational awareness all seem to be absent in this particular species. It is remarkable to observe that, considering its significantly reduced mental capacity in relation to other primate species, Fucking Monkeys have steered clear from the path to extinction since its first appearance 7 million years ago. It should also be noted that Fucking Monkeys are considered "least concern (LC)" status in the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. Studies have been established by scientists and veterinarians from prestigious universities around the world to further research Pan pugus behaviour and its missing link to its outstanding survival rate.

-Origin
mid 16th cent.: may be of Germanic origin, and Latin "pugus" or "fist".
Me - "That Fucking Monkey! Lets hunt it down with a 1000-fps using pointed-pellets."

You - "No, we can't do that. If we do it, Animal Rights Activists will press charges on us!"

Me - "No one likes Fucking Monkeys. Don't you know they are pests? They siphon time and money away!"

You - "Won't the 'prey' become enraged?"

Me - "Soon it will find out that it is detrimental to his social life."

You - "I will pay half the price."

Me - "Faggot fuck, you owe me a 20."
by asdfjklasdfjklasdfjklasdfjklas February 9, 2010
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fucking horse shit

This web site.
by the bearer of truth November 6, 2003
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fucking with my plastic

Result of the demands of the nine-to-five grind that impose on natural skills.

Nicked from Tricky's "Brand New You're Retro."
I wrote well until I took a job in advertising to pay the bills. That shit is really fucking with my plastic.
by grifter69 November 9, 2004
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fucking turtle

The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube
Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.'
by DFE December 27, 2004
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fucking middlemarch

An exclamation said when things are more than slightly annoying or irritating.

Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.
Great, a flat tire. Fucking middlemarch!
by Wendy August 15, 2006
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