Plant Food

Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…

Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….

by Eric Spano May 10, 2023

Food Banker

Cockney rhyme for 'Wanker' but also implies that the person is also poor or has not enough money to buy food.

Fuck off you food banker

by Andy_Connor November 12, 2022

Free Food

A restaurant chain that you guess it: SERVES FREE FOOD.

You: hey get McDonald’s

Mom: no but I got something!
You: burger king

Mom: no it’s Free Food
You: I want to die rn

by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 13, 2021

kung-food

Any type of asian food or delicacy that has a kick.

Guy: Nigga I'm hungry.

Girl: How bout kung-food?

by Niggastotle March 31, 2021

food stampable

Able to be purchased with food stamps

Because it has "nutrition facts" and not "supplemental facts" it is food stampable, so I'll use my food stamps to buy it.

by Tazsylfan December 20, 2022

food bidness

anthony's main motive for life, aint nun wrong wit it fr 💯

Bro doin food bidness like he anthony fr. Fat ass aint knoe shit but food fr 😂

by anthonyrumbaua December 28, 2022

Oven Food

Food that requires an oven to be cooked, and has an acquired taste due to being stored in an outside fridge.

"Have you been to Bald Man Jack's place lately?"

"Yes I have, he cooked me up some oven food he had been storing in his outside fridge for a week and then we watched the footy."

by Batesbatesbates August 3, 2023