by apex is better February 21, 2019
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by QuakityHQ May 5, 2018
Get the Fortnite mug.person1:you wanna play fortnite???
Peron2:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!??!?!
Person2:YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING MINECRAFT!?!??!?!
Person2:NOT THAT GAY ASS EXCUSE FOR A GAME!!!!!!!!!!
*Person2 throws Person1 off a cliff and into the sea, once the police learnt that Person1 played fortnite, they abandoned the investigation of his murder with the excuse that he suicided, because he should have*
Peron2:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!??!?!
Person2:YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING MINECRAFT!?!??!?!
Person2:NOT THAT GAY ASS EXCUSE FOR A GAME!!!!!!!!!!
*Person2 throws Person1 off a cliff and into the sea, once the police learnt that Person1 played fortnite, they abandoned the investigation of his murder with the excuse that he suicided, because he should have*
by Wolf2Point000 October 17, 2019
Get the Fortnite mug.1.) THE SINGLE WORST GAME IN ALL OF EXISTENCE.
2.) A pile of shit.
3.) Cancerous garbage that 9 year olds and immature adults are addicted to.
4.) A game that doesn't deserve popularity.
5.) A PUBG Rip-off.
2.) A pile of shit.
3.) Cancerous garbage that 9 year olds and immature adults are addicted to.
4.) A game that doesn't deserve popularity.
5.) A PUBG Rip-off.
Mom: Billy! Stop playing Fortnite! You've been playing it for over 26 hours without stopping!
Billy: MOM SHUT DA FUCK UP CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ABOUT TO GET A VICTORY ROYALE!
Mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A VICTORY ROYALE!?
Billy: SHUT DA FUUK UP! GET ME A DRINK, SLAVE!
Mom: *Gets a gun*
Billy: OH U THINK U CAN DEFEAT ME!?
Mom: *Shoots Billy*
Billy: *Dies*
Billy: MOM SHUT DA FUCK UP CAN'T YOU SEE I'M ABOUT TO GET A VICTORY ROYALE!
Mom: WHAT THE HELL IS A VICTORY ROYALE!?
Billy: SHUT DA FUUK UP! GET ME A DRINK, SLAVE!
Mom: *Gets a gun*
Billy: OH U THINK U CAN DEFEAT ME!?
Mom: *Shoots Billy*
Billy: *Dies*
by TheAngryNerd May 2, 2019
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Friend: Yo, wanna play fortnite after school today!
Me: No, fortnite is a game for autistic no lives like you! NO
Me: No, fortnite is a game for autistic no lives like you! NO
by Very t h i c c boy November 1, 2019
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