Second Floor Disabled Bathroom

Home sweet home. The second floor disabled bathroom is where many relaxing vapes have taken place, where many fun memories have been created, and where you can spend hours and somehow never get caught. Everyone needs a second floor disabled bathroom in their lives.

Person 1- where are you going? we have history?
Person 2- cba, im going to second floor disabled bathroom.

by whatyoulikeyou March 1, 2021

bread on the floor

"bread on the floor" is used when someone is really fucking stupid and leaves some perfectly good bread out on the dirty floor, and then the good bread becomes dirty

man1: "dude, thats bread on the floor"
man2: "oh shit, i was stupid, im sorry"
man1: "you should be sorry, you worthless piece of shit"

by dellg April 27, 2023

Floor Carpet

A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.

Will you please clean the floor carpet for me?

by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016

chair floor

marks on a floor after a chair carrying weight is dragged on a floor

p1: what did you just do?
p2: chair floor!

by ehhmazing July 15, 2023

floor soup

When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.

Jess Put Soup On The Floor Wow What A Leader. That’s some floor soup!

by Vitamincool February 4, 2022

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"

by FrigOff May 20, 2014

Floor cake

When your friend's mom bakes a cake, frosts it and then it falls on the floor.

Anne baked a floor cake and frosted it and then it fell on the floor.

by SUPAHIGHWAY March 13, 2024