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Akimbo Fisting Helicopter

How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:

1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.

To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.

Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?

Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.

Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
by bigkahunaniggerman May 24, 2020
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Stick My Fist

Trina stick my fist
by ginger ail August 13, 2020
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Triple Fist Popsicle

The Triple Fist Popsicle is an action of 3 males sticking their penis's in one butthole of another male or female, then they all climax at once, then one of the males fists the butthole scooping the cum out and licking it, then the other males lick the Semen Covered Fist, Making a Triple Fist Popsicle
This triple fist popsicle is awesome
by niggers with dicks June 5, 2016
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God Fist

God's extreme disapproval of your actions, or if you happen to be a loli, you're bending over.
I love you *god fist* But I do! *bigger god fist*

Onee-chan? *god fist* OH!!!!! IT HURTS SO GOOD!!!!
by GOD FIST!!!! January 8, 2010
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fist me daddy

"My rectum is huge; fist me daddy!
by Meatorino November 30, 2015
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fist me daddy

A cancerous phrase on YouTube which started with FaZe Jev.
This phrase is often used to try get attention or express their love for their youtuber in the most just WRONG way possible.
Fisting: All 5 fingers up ass.. (FYI)
Ooh! M3RKMUS1C just made a new video!
Comments: "KARATECHOP MY ASS FIST ME DADDY "
by SAUIDFJFI November 4, 2015
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Single-Double Fisting

When someone has 2 iolites, both in one hand, and inhales two different types of herbage at the same time.

Note: It's optimal to have both Vapes hissing synchronously.
Holy shit! That turk is Single-Double Fisting hard-core with Sour D and Alaskan Thunder Fuck at the same damn time! Woa!
by JMan69420 June 15, 2011
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