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maroon football

The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!
Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!
by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
mugGet the maroon footballmug.

Football

"You're such a fucking football"
by Youxoli June 30, 2020
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Football Bitch

A obese female over 300lb that's always talking shit
by kanyehandler April 7, 2023
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Football

1.
any of various forms of team game involving kicking (and in some cases also handling) a ball, in particular (in the UK) soccer or (in the US) American football.
"a football club"
Football okayp
by Hey Jonny bye j have you July 4, 2022
mugGet the Footballmug.

football cards

It's a pack that girls and boys will like . The suspense is real . A girl that begins with C will absolutely love them because a person that begins with A will give it to them
by Urgirlbeetie February 1, 2022
mugGet the football cardsmug.

Football

Laying on a field "crying" half the time.
OMG!! Football is a girly sport, man.
by Aguyontheinternet23 January 27, 2017
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Football Whore

Scum a the earth who support more than one football club. Belong to the fucking slaughterhouse, usually fat shites or low life twats with no fucking balls to remain loyal. Disgrace to football and have large loose anal cavities. Fucking twats!!!
by rickyfknwaldrom February 4, 2023
mugGet the Football Whoremug.

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