edgar

To take a nasty shit and send a pic to all of your friends

Yo bro iam sending you an edgar

by hugequeer69 February 20, 2015

Edward Cullen

A sparkly vampire from the Twilight series who falls in love with Bella Swan.

Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen.

by ewalk316 December 2, 2009

Edgar Allan Poe

One of Lance Armstrong's nicknames for performance-enhancing drug erythropoietin (EPO), created as a sort of partial acronym: (E)dgar Allan (Po)e. (10/10/2013 Colbert Report: Reed Albergotti & Vanessa O'Connell)

Edgar Allan Poe helped me pedal to the top of this mountain.

by thomanderson October 11, 2013

Edward

Edward is most DEFIANTLY a dude that GLOWS from effing SUNLIGHT. and he's like, 200 years old, and yet 17. He has FANGS, merther frugger. And hes a veggie, yo! He won't suck yo blood right out of you skinny taylor-swift-listening neck! BUT ITS SO EPICALLY HARD NOT TO RESIST YOU BELLA! And guess what?! HE CAN FREAKING STOP A TRUCK, YES A TRUCK, WITH HIS THOUGHTS. BAM. LIKE, BAD TO THE MOTHER EFFING DAMN. And he can run supa koopa fast, AND CLIMB TREES LIKE A MONKEY. HE HAS A VAMPIRE TAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE! AND HES GONNA MAKE AN EVIL BABY THAN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SHANAYNAY NAME IS, ITS EVIL, AND ITS LIKE WHAT, FORM ALIEN VS. PREDATOR?!

who Edward REALLY is is the aveerage joe, but not Joe, because Joe's the guy right over there. you have the wrong definition if so.
typically a middle name, and defiantly not any of that crazy crack head stuff up above. their cool. musically talented.

Bella: Edward, your my one and only, you have a freaking vampire tan, and yet you glow! lets make evil alien babies with weird crazy cracker names together!
Edward: Pssssh who you talking to, I'm like the average Joe
Joe: HEY GUYS

by Twilight isn't about vampires June 6, 2009

Edward Gay

A person who is quite possibly the biggest dick sucker anyone has ever seen

Not to be confused with "Gay Edward"

Although they're probably the same thing

OMG YOU'RE SO EDWARD GAY

GO SUCK ON A DICK! YOU'RE EDWARD GAY!

by MR. TOUCHY TOUCHY May 20, 2009

J. Edgar Hoover

A sexy lady.

J. Edgar Hoover, was a sexy lady. J. Edgar Hoover. Sexy lady.

by rubow August 9, 2009

Edward

Short and a cunt

Has a below average dick

And a lack of pubic hair

Hello edward you are a cunt

by Nugget Jesus May 9, 2016