by Dirkdigglervaginatickler October 20, 2019
Get the Eat a dick mug.1) The test was easy for you, you finished it in 20 Minutes and you're proud of your work.
2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.
2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.
1) Damn it was so easy, I ate this math test !
2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!
Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.
2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!
Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.
by Thunder07 December 10, 2020
Get the eating a test mug.eat cement, otherwise known as ooga booga is basically jesus. but he also sounds like a twink so that balances his endless power out
by Soup__ October 21, 2021
Get the eat cement mug.In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021
Get the Eat bagel mug.Chinese netspeak.
Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.
Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.
Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.
A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)
B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)
B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!
by fw103 August 28, 2021
Get the eating watermelon mug.When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.
JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
by Blondeterage September 18, 2012
Get the Eating Blinds mug.The act of eating a more readily accessible type of food while concurrently pursuing a more difficultly procured food product. This is done in order to save time and/or avoid boredom.
The dining hall was serving salad, paninis, and pizza, the latter two of which had significant waiting lines. Johnson wanted a salad and panini for lunch, so he grabbed a salad and ate it as he stood in line for his sandwich.
"Dude, you're totally meta-eating right now," his friend said.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Johnson replied.
"Dude, you're totally meta-eating right now," his friend said.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Johnson replied.
by suffers_the_dining_hall_experi April 4, 2012
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