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Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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Temporary Boredom Disease

A condition which causes frustration and boredom particularly to 2GB listeners
Ever since Alan Jones left 2GB there has been a significant increase in TBD (Temporary Boredom Disease) by listners of the Ben Boredom show. Infact recent studies suggest TBD has increased 10 times more for innoculated users to the point of changing to ABC mornings to receive some relief from the diseaae
by Aussie Cossack October 7, 2021
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Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.
Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.
by Whatitdo7 November 6, 2021
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Karen’s Disease

Noun: Being a complete illogical bitch who thinks the world owes her privilege for existing. Can be shortened into being a Karen.
That bitch must have Karen’s Disease. She just threatened to call the cops on that one year old for shitting in their diaper
by Gargatron November 30, 2021
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carbon-induced disease

A carbon-induced disease is a disease that is induced by carbon.
"Oh no, the carbon induced my carbon-induced disease" said Mary, suffering from carbon-induced disease.
by 69Ryan420 June 13, 2022
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Bubble Skin Disease

The Bubble Skin disease is a fictional illness similar and inspired to the Hanahaki disease.

It’s deadly in some cases but can be cured.

It was created from

The illness born from those suffering from unrequited love in which the patient starts to get bubbles appearing on their skin that makes it irritated and itchy causing the victim to scratch at it. Think of eczema for a real life comparison.

The disease causes the victim to non-stop scratch at the bubbles on their skin causing them to pop and leave permanent scares on their skin. In some rare cases if the subject scratches hard or deep enough to create open wounds the bubbles can release the same toxic substance that scares their skin into the blood stream which can danger the victim of death.

The illness would disappear if the victim get their feeling required romantically and not in a friendship type way. Although the damages already sustained from the disease won't disappear along with the illness.
He stared down as he scratched at his irritated and itchy skin covered with bubbles tears streaming down his face. The bubbles created a subtle popping sound as blood started to build up under his nails. He didn’t want to keep scratching. He wanted to ignore it and wait for it to pass, but he couldn’t, his body forced him to keep scratching at the bubbles on the surface. That is the curse of the Bubble Skin disease.
by VENdyMachine June 27, 2022
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i.got.a.skin.disease

i.got.a.skin.disease is a great ticktocker! They like FNAF and DSAF. They are a great friend,great cousin,great classmate. They are da best :D
Person 1: i.got.a.skin.disease is da best! :D

Me: I totally agree!
by Daisy brown July 11, 2022
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