A cheese grater is a item used to grate cheese. Just don’t use it around furries especially with raccoon in the same sentence.
Me: I’m going to grate cheese with a cheese grater.
Normie: ok but why do I need to know that?
Furry: (war flashbacks)
Normie: ok but why do I need to know that?
Furry: (war flashbacks)
by Greemb March 24, 2021
Get the Cheese gratermug. That creamy, smegma that formulates around the bellend of one’s knob. Ripe, pungent, savory yet tangy.
Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.
Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.
As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
Get the Vein Cheesemug. To avoid unwanted bowel movements half a block of cheese is eaten and the other half inserted anally, thus creating a 'cheese bookend'.
Matt had a long day of travel ahead of him so he bookended the cheddar so as to create a cheese bookend and to avoid shitting himself
by Bluefields13 June 23, 2021
Get the Cheese bookendmug. Fairy cheese is my 1am creation when I have cheese, butter and sprinkles. Cheese+butter+sprinkles= fairy cheese. (if you decide to eat this you may have some side effects of nausea and regret)
Person: What's this?
Other person: It's fairy cheese!
Person: ?
Other person: Cheese butter sprinkles
Other person: It's fairy cheese!
Person: ?
Other person: Cheese butter sprinkles
by CHEESYFAIRYBREAD<3 December 19, 2022
Get the fairy cheesemug. n: the sticky medley of skin cells, sweat, dried urine/semen, fecal matter, and pubic hair that accumulates either in the upper portion of the taint, directly beneath the scrotum, or at base of the penis, where it lays across the top of the scrotum
Man 1: Dude, your hand stinks!
Man 2: Sorry. I was scratching my nuts, and got some vrumunda cheese under my fingernail.
Man 2: Sorry. I was scratching my nuts, and got some vrumunda cheese under my fingernail.
by phrobowroe January 10, 2012
Get the Vrumunda Cheesemug. A ritual performed only by real alpha males where you go and eat some cheese straight from the pack around or past midnight.
by Robzorz_ August 14, 2019
Get the midnight cheesemug. A term that start by Cleveland Ohio east side males (originally from UTW) . That’s cheese asf /Cheese asf 🧀 means that something is really corny or not “Raw” as they would say .
by SOME DTW HOE😌 February 9, 2019
Get the Cheese Asfmug.