fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.

"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"

by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017

Cannon

Cannon is a very sexy lightskin who like straight thicc bitches shaking straight ass in his face.

Damn Cannon is so fine

by Double diamonds November 20, 2023

cannon daddy

A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock

Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy

by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021

cannon

to have sex/fuck someone

Bro, I'm gonna cannon this girl so hard tonight.

by mcgriddleballs March 12, 2025

Cannon

A symbolic term. It is used to refer to the male genitalia (predominantly) and is usually used to describe it during intercourse.

She was s**king that cannon like a master

Amy believed that that cannon was longer than any other.

by Alex 13 March 1, 2019

Flesh Cannon

When you specifically put a quarter into your foreskin and sneezereally hard, shooting it out.

Hey, wanna go shoot a flesh cannon with the boys?

by Chlamydia228 May 20, 2018

Urinal Cannon

Male genitals, Penis.

Does the sack below my urinal cannon hold pee?

by Sherwinator October 18, 2025