Ketchup Cannon

Right before a man ejaculates he sticks a needle down his urethra to make it bleed,thus turning his semen red.
Mitch was going hard till he felt the girl he was with was in need of the all mighty armstrong cannon V3,aka ketchup cannon.
by Revan El Canutilo March 10, 2018
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crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023
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PJ Cannon

A fat, out of shape piece of shit. Who would typically take 30 minutes just to take a shit and stinks the hole bathroom up. Typically ways about 300 pounds and when talked about they say they don't way much more then the person who brings it up.
That dude is a, "PJ Cannon"
by DavidSlave September 7, 2021
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Loaded Cannon

When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.
Dude I wanna do a loaded cannon on Jim tonight
by Cream master December 1, 2021
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Cannon

A shy but friendly guy. Also very defensive of his girlfriend or wife. Crushes hard, especially on Hannahs.
Cannon is pretty shy
by Pickle Toe Jimmy December 19, 2021
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When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
mugGet the Knob gobbled a kid cannonmug.

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