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Crab Smasher:

A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)

Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters

Try one for yourself #๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿค›๐Ÿผ
"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿค›๐Ÿผ!"

Or

" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"

Or

"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"
by Gb_Bartender June 26, 2017
mugGet the Crab Smasher ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿค›๐Ÿผmug.
When you and a group of friends are on the beach. All take your dicks out and form a circle all holding one other persons dick and proceed to walk down the beach
Hey guys wanna clown around and do the point pleasant crab walk
by Darth vapor 420 July 7, 2017
mugGet the The point pleasant crab walkmug.

tight as a crab's ass

Phrase used among people who work within small spaces of time such as audio/video editors
Wow, Dude! That was tight as a crab's ass!
by homeless1 April 2, 2012
mugGet the tight as a crab's assmug.

Maryland Brown Crab Cake

One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer
I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.

Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.
by I<3Blumpkins September 20, 2010
mugGet the Maryland Brown Crab Cakemug.

face like a smashed crab

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.
by b9 September 30, 2005
mugGet the face like a smashed crabmug.

How to get rid of Crabs

The way to get rid of crabs. To get rid of crabs first you must shave one half of your pubic hair. Then take a bottle of liquor and saturate the remaining pubic hair. Then you must take a hand full of sand and sprinkle it on the shaved side. The crabs will then proceed to get drunk, come out of the forest and throw rocks at each other.
Shane looked up on the internet how to get rid of crabs and found that you must get a bottle of Jack Daniels, a handful of sand, and a razor..............
by Brian Eli George July 16, 2008
mugGet the How to get rid of Crabsmug.

Alabama Crab Dangler

Placing ones dick between two females who are scissoring
I came home and my wife and her best friend were scissoring so I proceeded to give them the Alabama Crab Dangler
by NeighborsSwing February 27, 2019
mugGet the Alabama Crab Danglermug.

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