by Danc818 June 15, 2020
Get the Covid Lifteasymug. Evolved offshoots of the COVID-19 virus, they often have long ass names but most are named some random Sci-Fi star-trek transformer codename shit like omicron or xbb. Some covid variants can even come from other covid variants, covidception.
"I'm infected with COVID Variant Omega-XN.Z/83Y.3/9-Omicron 273XB, i heard it makes you have diarrhea and shit blood."
by flopgaming October 9, 2023
Get the COVID Variantmug. In at least one frame of the Zoom meeting a woman masturbates, in the other frames men pound into fleshlights. Covid Orgies are a variant which involve either multiple men and women, or Zoom gatherings of entirely one gender.
by Flakesbakes February 12, 2021
Get the Covid Gangbangmug. 
DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
Get the ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)mug. COVID selection involves culling off the athletes, no broadcast sports from here on in. Culling of active protesters, then having people call or email there discussed, whomever will be then exicuted (culled). Rough speculation indicates just below 50% support of the COVID selection.
by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020
Get the COVID selectionmug. it is a very bad life in which covid-19 affects your whole damn life it does not care about summer or even value of someone it is just the way covid-19life is ☹️
by internetbrowserandanimalfreak December 14, 2020
Get the covid-19lifemug.