Forest child

A kid that grew up in the woods doing outdoorsy shit like hiking, hammocking, drinking moonshine, and rock climbing.
Billy only ever wants to hang out if we’re basically backpacking, god what a forest child.

Billy is such a forest child he just told me he’d fuck his second cousin.
by Pearl Paul July 19, 2018
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Forest child

A young person who grew up in a boring ass forest/lake town who spent most of their time fishing, hiking, and probably booked up with their cousin a few times
One look at Hailey and you know she’s a born and raised forest child. She spends her free time spear fishing and trying to hook up with summer tourists
by Mikey Atkins July 19, 2018
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Vickers Child

Breaker of software, destroyer of databases.
Don't let him touch that, he's like a vickers child
by Vickers Child September 17, 2003
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Duff Child

When both of your parents were the DUFF (dumb ugly fat friend) bred to make you a duff child.
eww look at jimmys mom over there with her crocks and moterized cart.. now that I look at her I see why Jimmy is such a duff child
by false_profit February 16, 2015
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a normal child

oof so ur here to huh i cant help you but.. bining a normal child help ur mom all day give her a creepy ass smile
mom: WHY CANT U BE A NORMAL CHILD
me: ......stop
by UvU_wolf_ May 22, 2021
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child basher

Kim Matin, the huge c*nt
by Poorasiankidknockedout February 07, 2014
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