Duff Child

When both of your parents were the DUFF (dumb ugly fat friend) bred to make you a duff child.

eww look at jimmys mom over there with her crocks and moterized cart.. now that I look at her I see why Jimmy is such a duff child

by false_profit February 16, 2015

Plantation Child

A black child that was born on a plantation; most likely a slave

Look at dat der' plantation child pick dat cotton

by chinkooooo July 15, 2010

a normal child

oof so ur here to huh i cant help you but.. bining a normal child help ur mom all day give her a creepy ass smile

mom: WHY CANT U BE A NORMAL CHILD
me: ......stop

by UvU_wolf_ May 22, 2021

Vickers Child

Breaker of software, destroyer of databases.

Don't let him touch that, he's like a vickers child

by Vickers Child September 17, 2003

Mother Child

When you are more mature than your mother, who insists that she is the mother yet persists to behave like a child

immature parenting

Oh i see your motherchild pretended to overdose, well my mother child pretended to die

by ParmanGolfswing February 12, 2017

Forest child

A kid that grew up in the woods doing outdoorsy shit like hiking, hammocking, drinking moonshine, and rock climbing.

Billy only ever wants to hang out if we’re basically backpacking, god what a forest child.

Billy is such a forest child he just told me he’d fuck his second cousin.

by Pearl Paul July 18, 2018

child basher

Kim Matin, the huge c*nt

Oh it's the child basher watch out kids

by Poorasiankidknockedout February 7, 2014