Girl 1: Oh my God, what are we doing?
Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.
Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.
by ChloroformShmoroform March 6, 2024
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1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.
by tykomaki February 20, 2022
Get the bleached-butthole effect mug.A game based off of bloody knuckles. Only in this case you and your partner take turns shoving your penis, or strap on penis in eachothers buttholes until someone bleeds. That person is the loser. You cannot use any lubricants either. Game can be played by any and all genders. Have fun!!
by SkadooshMF July 5, 2024
Get the Bloody Buttholes mug.A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.
When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.
by Sox773 January 3, 2019
Get the butthole battle cry mug.the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.
by a tamborelli October 9, 2020
Get the butthole blitz mug.On August 8th, you must show you butthole to anyone who reminds you of this day, or you can show someone you butthole yourself without any repercussions
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August 8th - National show your butthole day
Hey Hannah, today August 8th!
Yeah and?,
It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish
Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!
August 8th - National show your butthole day
Hey Hannah, today August 8th!
Yeah and?,
It's National show your butthole day, let's see your star fish
Fuuuuuuuck fine but no pictures!
by Anon2! :) August 8, 2022
Get the August 8th - National show your butthole day mug.UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018
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