I caught my buddy banging my wife little did he know his wife gave me an upper blumpkin at his house warming party.
by Nicky-eyes June 20, 2020

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face
by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018

getting head while inside a skido can. when yku drop one it splashes the blue liquid onto the chicks face
by Suka may korncob July 8, 2025

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
by John Crump March 31, 2025

When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)
by Convoluted1 September 30, 2021

After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.
by ToDDONUTS February 17, 2023

by Mtnman66 December 11, 2018
