A burrito sunrise is the aftereffect of explosive diarrhea from having eaten, the night before, a burrito or any other Mexican, Tex-Mex, or Americanized Mexican style meal. A burrito sunrise, in it's most fundamental from, is the unexpected awakening to explosive diarrhea after a late-night escapade at Taco Bell.
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Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.
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