The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Birthday boy

A wanna be slur predominantly used by (trans)radfems online who think that trans-men/trans-masc people deserve trans-fems harassment that claims that transmascs intentionally pick fights just to later chicken out and claim our "female privilege" to escape accountability for... being harassed ...?they also think it's very serious while it comes from a goddamn tumblr post with no mention of a trans anything in it.

"ofc he'd say that he's such a birthday boy!"

by dishbug April 17, 2024

Reverse birthday present

Instead of giving a gift to someone on your birthday, you expect a present instead from them.

atareh: "Devon, I know it was YOUR birthday last week, but you should still get ME something. Think of it as a reverse birthday present"

by atareh June 10, 2022

Birthday Suit

A suit worn on one's birthday.

Tommy: Hey, happy birthday! I've never seen you in that suit before, it looks great!

Joel: Thanks man, it's my birthday suit!

by dictionery May 20, 2022

Bear Grylls' Birthday

The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)

A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.

by i like furries eggs dee November 3, 2021

Birthday Skins

Having wild sex on your birthday.

Damn, today’s my birthday. I’m finna get me some birthday skins.

by Bratzilla22 January 25, 2022

Free Funny Birthday eCards

funny birthday cards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.

Free Funny Birthday ecards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.

by Funny Birthday Cards July 2, 2023