An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.
These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.
Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.
These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.
List of no-jam jokes include:
"Jimin, you got no jams."
"Hey! Stob it!"
"I hate snakeu."
"I love hamburger and sprite!"
"International playboy!"
"J-horse" "Taelien"
"Beach? B*tch."
"Infires man!"
These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.
Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.
These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.
List of no-jam jokes include:
"Jimin, you got no jams."
"Hey! Stob it!"
"I hate snakeu."
"I love hamburger and sprite!"
"International playboy!"
"J-horse" "Taelien"
"Beach? B*tch."
"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."
"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."
"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."
by mei is better than you February 20, 2023
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Loves the company of others but still needs to have time for herself alone. She may look tough on the outside but is actually very sensitive and emotional.
Easily cries to sad movies and empathized deeply with others.
She has her own charm that you can simply love about her. Goal-oriented and is outstanding in organizing ang making up plans.
If you love her then don't let her go cause she's going to be there for you forever.
Loves the company of others but still needs to have time for herself alone. She may look tough on the outside but is actually very sensitive and emotional.
Easily cries to sad movies and empathized deeply with others.
She has her own charm that you can simply love about her. Goal-oriented and is outstanding in organizing ang making up plans.
If you love her then don't let her go cause she's going to be there for you forever.
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Jeff had a month left in school before the army recruiter showed up at his door, offering to pay his college tuition in favor of his service.
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this coul be voluntary or not like the osmans did. they sent "converted" christians in the first line to reduce the christian population and kill a few enemies before they met the real army
the sailors got a own word for forced recruitment its called "to shanghai someone"
this coul be voluntary or not like the osmans did. they sent "converted" christians in the first line to reduce the christian population and kill a few enemies before they met the real army
the sailors got a own word for forced recruitment its called "to shanghai someone"
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What the Clippy Army fails to understand is that YT is simply adapting to the Online Safety Acts being proposed or passed in several countries, and if they want this (universally despised) feature to be removed, they'll have to speak to governments, not to YouTube.
But that's the thing. Most of these guys are too young to vote anyway.
What the Clippy Army fails to understand is that YT is simply adapting to the Online Safety Acts being proposed or passed in several countries, and if they want this (universally despised) feature to be removed, they'll have to speak to governments, not to YouTube.
But that's the thing. Most of these guys are too young to vote anyway.
The rallying cry of the Clippy Army is that as much as Clippy was despised, he "only wanted to help, and he never stole your data." Yeah, tell that to a giant corporation and they'll just laugh at you. A government would laugh even more.
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Types of Ptolemaic Army infantry:
- Guerrilla, wearing olive-brownbattledress and red bandana scarves. Specialized on outdoor combats.
- Special forces. Expert on room clearings, and sneak attacks. Seen wearing black gears and gas masks.
- Special forces diver. Marine units armed with spear guns.
- Officer. Men dressesd in blue-gray uniforms. They rarely engage combats. Officers often summon and command
mechanized infantry units. After that officers will flee away. Somewhat they take more shots to kill than others.
- Cultists. Masked guys in various hoods who practice the Ptolemaic cult and commanding battles. Only armed with low-velocity spore pistols.
Types of Ptolemaic Army infantry:
- Guerrilla, wearing olive-brownbattledress and red bandana scarves. Specialized on outdoor combats.
- Special forces. Expert on room clearings, and sneak attacks. Seen wearing black gears and gas masks.
- Special forces diver. Marine units armed with spear guns.
- Officer. Men dressesd in blue-gray uniforms. They rarely engage combats. Officers often summon and command
mechanized infantry units. After that officers will flee away. Somewhat they take more shots to kill than others.
- Cultists. Masked guys in various hoods who practice the Ptolemaic cult and commanding battles. Only armed with low-velocity spore pistols.
Have you noticed why Metal Slug 5 game over screen lacks of helmet on it? Perhaps the character and Ptolemaic Army soldiers alike do not wear such helmet?
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