Asianismness

A word that is used by itself in a sentence to describe a person or object that has utmost success that was most likely fueled by its over nagging parents.

"Dude, Michio Kaku is so awesome"
"Yeah, Asianismness"

by Dameist September 8, 2011

Asian Hand Warmer

Warming your hands by placing them within close proximity of your balls. Pants must be used for maximum effect (otherwise, you're just fondling your balls).

This comes from the East Asian tradition of warming your hands with your balls.

"Dude, it is so freezing out here. I'm gonna stick my hands down my pants." - Person A
"Don't you mean to pull an asian hand warmer?" - Person B
"Yeah sure whatever." - Person A

by Gordonite April 8, 2012

asian voodoo

an act where an Asian pulls off eastern black magic in the name of honor

I would've won the sword fight, but Jace used his Asian voodoo to win.

by codeman9028 May 14, 2014

asian grading

A- average

B- Disappointing

C- Shameful
D- Deep Shit
F- Get the Fuck out of my House

Chinglong got a D his parents are going to give him deep shit because of Asian grading

by Masterrade December 26, 2015

asian rod

The act of pooping in a condom , freezing it then using as a Phallus. For most satisfaction allow the Asian rod to slightly defrost so it crumbles upon entry

would you like to see my asian rod?
Bend over and take my asian rod !!!
What is an asian rod?
sit on my asian rod!

by bollackfuckcunttwat April 23, 2018

Asiana

She hella cool bitch dat says kuh too much.

Asiana is a heartbreaker

by 12345.soccer.12345 May 25, 2018

asian middle finger

Raising only your pinkie to swear at someone

Jeremy: Some Asian was yelling at me in the streets, so I gave her the Asian middle finger

by Blargle33 May 8, 2019