ghetto mute

To mute an iPhone by holding a finger over the speaker instead of using volume controls.

That YouTube ad is obnoxious. Ghetto mute please!

by Nordicman May 5, 2016

Ghetto Dime

A dime sack of weed that is half the size that it should be.

"this ghetto dime is skimpy as hell!"

by Cole Skillet November 23, 2009

Ghetto Authority

When a person or person(s) feel as though, they can say or do anything to you without any repercussions. If there is any type of response to their actions, they claim to feel disrespected. Ghetto Authority is perpetrated by those who do not own or control anything, just their mouths and physical actions.

A example of a person with Ghetto Authority speaks using curse words and curses out others. But, when another person curses in front of them, they claim it to be disrespectful. Basically stating that the rule that they applied to you does not apply to themselves.

by damonsocool August 10, 2013

democrat ghetto

Every urban city ghetto in the US is run by democrats.

Memphis is just another example in a long line of democrat ghettos.

by Rev Sharpton February 17, 2023

Ghetto Tamale

Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece.

Ingredients:

-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.

-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork

Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.

Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food.

Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.

Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?

Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.

by joshwua915 May 11, 2021

ghetto stain

a girl who sleeps with several groups of men (hoodrats)

Last night I seen that girl go home with Steven, and tonight she is going home with his best friend Ben, & I bet tomorrow she'll be going home with Travis; shes such a ghetto stain.

by harperkid June 21, 2009

Ghetto Carnival

The traveling carnival that goes from mall to mall and small town to small town bringing amusement rides that are barely up to safety codes. Generally seen in the warmer months as cold weather makes the rides nearly inoperable.

Guy: Are you going down to the ghetto carnival tonight?

Girl: I think so. I saw they brought back the Tower of Death ride. I love the ride, I just wish it worked better.

Guy: Yeah, too bad they want $5 for a ride coupon.

by Balseraph February 16, 2012