pet some dogs

Another name for smoking weed.

Hey bro, wanna go pet some dogs with me after the party?

by Specktrum December 2, 2015

muffin dog

dogs are little muffins to be loved and cherished. everyone deserves them. everyone wants to eat them.

Me: dogs are the most beautiful muffin
Anyone: wth are you saying
Me: *incapable of speech*
YAY MUFFIN DOGS

by hermitdoodle909 May 6, 2020

dog water

an absolute shitter who gets clapped in raids

Charles you are literally dog water. 0 PR.

by phreezi January 27, 2021

dead dog

dog thats dead. what more do i need to explain?

"hey bro what do you call a dog that has passed away?" "dead dog"

by brizotv January 22, 2022

Puppy Dog Etiquette

Social obligation to notify others when a good boy is in the near vicinity

Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?

Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!

by VollDasBrainEyy March 14, 2019

Dog

A good boi

I have a pet dog.

by Waffle_pancake February 6, 2022

Dog

your toes.

“don’t look at my dogs”

by anonymous September 18, 2022