What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!
by SuperflyStill April 30, 2021
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Someone who often acts as an idiot.
Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.
by Lolimboi April 10, 2018
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When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.
My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.
by All Outta Angst November 19, 2015
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Someone who is a scammer, pathological liar, and a thief
Don’t be a Skurn dog! Give me back my stuff.

Brandon is such a Skurn dog!! I would stay away from him
by Anne Nomous October 20, 2023
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This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.
William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah
by ChodeFilA June 1, 2022
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In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.
The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.
by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018
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