National ass pic day

Day where you send ass pics to ppl who ask

Yo babe its national ass pic day.

by Men on toast April 19, 2020

National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!

Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

National Titties Day

On April 19 you boyfriend,girlfriend or side piece must show you titties.

It’s April 19th which is National Titties Day, so show me titties.

by Daddy Needs Some New Shoes April 19, 2021

National Kiss Day

The day you get to kiss your crush , with out anybody telling you other wise & you can kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend without somebody telling you other wise

National kiss day - kiss anybody or anything ,

by Shaaay October 18, 2019

National give head day

May 6th is national give head day whether it was to an acquaintance or lover .

It’s national give head day

by farres May 6, 2022

National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022

National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 8, 2022