being rude to everyone. being unbearable and super self centred at all times. being a snitch and just being all around a terrible person!
by imyourbitch123445 April 23, 2018
(Working from home) When someone is supposed to be online and shows that they are working but they go offline or away for an extended period of time and slacking off.
by EarlBales May 03, 2023
Too Pretty To Pull Out.
(TPTPO, 2P2PO)
*Often a state of mind immediately before post nut clarity.*
-When a girl is so attractive that a guy forgets to pull out.
-When a guy is about to pull out but looks at an attractive girls face and she looks like a good mother.
(TPTPO, 2P2PO)
*Often a state of mind immediately before post nut clarity.*
-When a girl is so attractive that a guy forgets to pull out.
-When a guy is about to pull out but looks at an attractive girls face and she looks like a good mother.
Nancy: "OMG John, did you just give me a creampie?!"
John: "Oh yeah, sorry I forget to pull out because you are so pretty."
Steve: "hey John, why did you get Nancy pregnant?"
John: "she was just too pretty to pull out."
John: "Oh yeah, sorry I forget to pull out because you are so pretty."
Steve: "hey John, why did you get Nancy pregnant?"
John: "she was just too pretty to pull out."
by 5harp February 19, 2025
by nenelover365 October 04, 2022
To take a hit from the bong.
by Louudog March 16, 2018
Verb. To meet someone randomly at a party and based on very little information and friend them on facebook the following day.
"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."
by ezzzzdsaf September 21, 2013
When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.
H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
by Dive Computer November 26, 2023