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Hot air potatoes

A potato with antigravitational properties. The higher ambient air temperature is, the less it gets affected by gravitational force. Once the structure of the potato is damaged, it looses it's antigravitational effects.
I saw hot air potatoes in my backyard yesterday.
by Ligij September 26, 2023
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Hot Waitress Economic Index

Hot Waitress Economic Index (HWEI) is an unofficial and controversial economic indicator suggesting that when the economy tanks, suddenly all the servers at restaurants become ridiculously attractive because hot people who normally work better-paying jobs are forced to wait tables. The hotter your server, the more fucked the economy probably is.

The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.

You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
Kevin: Damn, my waitress last night was hot, why is she working at The Cheesecake Factory?? According to the Hot Waitress Economic Index, we're definitely heading for a recession.
by Sickomonster March 4, 2025
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Hot

Is you<3
Me:ur hot
You:cool
by Big balls number 2 November 25, 2021
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hot kami

A hot kami is a messy shit. As if you shat on the ground. It’s gross but taste like grape soda, Fizzy and wet.
GODDAMNIT LEVI DID YOU HOT KAMI ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR
by bath water September 8, 2020
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Hot Rod to Heaven

Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven
"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven
by rankstorn September 3, 2013
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GOD DAMN IT HOT DOG

when hot dog forgets anything you tell him inside a taxes rouse
by libzcuckz March 29, 2025
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