cock blaster

a cock blaster is when you take a peice of cheese and a straw berry and you feed it to you preacious cock and it magicly explodes and the person next you says 'Whoa its a cock blaster!' and the cock explodes in the air and it looks like a fire work

whoa its a cock blaster!

by mega apple eater October 22, 2017

thigh cock

when a dude is super sweaty and naked and his cock can’t help but stick to his thigh

“Jishwa’s thigh cock was practically glued to his leg last night”

by Olee pelli October 23, 2017

Cock rub

Noun. The act of rubbing ones peepee. Like a handjob... but way better.

Yea so last night was awesome; Kelly game me an over the pants cock rub.

by Johnny Cockboy October 24, 2017

cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

Cock Glider

A real penis loving homosexual who endlessly is on a quest for new cock. Hence gliding around from cock to cock.

"Man that Lead Singer from Sinister X is a real Cock Glider"

by The Real Cock Loin October 30, 2017

tiny cock man

Someone with a tiny cock, lacks social significance in life, but acts like a big cock man

Yo, Luo is 100% tiny cock man

by kjfdlshdjkgkjlfds May 16, 2017

Cock Wrangler

1. homosexual
2. any male who wrestles with his penis (e.g. trying to urinate with an erection)

Rick: Don's a cock wrangler!

Mick: Are you sure?

Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .

Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.

Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 21, 2017