Topher's Gyatt Syndrome

when anyone or anything has a long, round, chunky fat ass while wearing baggy clothing.

Edd: *Walking by*
Stalin: *Blushing* He has some severe topher's gyatt syndrome
bob: yep right?

by elephant666 December 31, 2023

Elijah Beltzer syndrome

Special-needs homosexual

A person with homosexual syndrome , who gets no females who loves meat riding Spider-Man, and sucks hella meat has Elijah Beltzer syndrome

by Dr.Richard Pryor December 31, 2023

Murphy's Syndrome

A (mostly eradicated) disease where an adult-oriented film/franchise is heavily reworked for children, or at least for a family-friendly audience due to its toyetic potential. Murphy's Syndrome was most prevalent from the 70s to the 90s, with specific examples including Rambo, The Toxic Avenger, The Mask, and Alien. It's a syndrome because nobody fucking knows why some stuffed shirts thought such a practice would be a good idea.

The name derives from the real name of RoboCop, Alex Murphy, one of the most well-known victims of the disease, having two shitty cartoons, a bland live-action show that only lasted one season, and two PG-13 rated films that nobody likes.

My cousin Chris grew up with RoboCop: Alpha Commando, not realizing that it was the result of Murphy's Syndrome.

by Hoagy Macintosh January 2, 2024

Kenneth Syndrome

Someone who isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

This guy dumb ass hell, he got Kenneth syndrome

by Danistegen January 2, 2024

Hildebrand Syndrome

An anxiety disorder, defined by a persistent and excessive fear of performing a task where the access to a bathroom is limited or impossible due to the ever-present possibility of having abrupt/unexpected diarrhea.

I can't go on the Pirate of the Caribbean ride because there is no access to a bathroom for 15 minutes. What do I do if develop diarrhea? I have Hildebrand Syndrome.

What do I do if diarrhea strikes on a hot air balloon or helicopter tour? What about when flying, during take off when I cannot access the bathroom?

by DrSreud January 3, 2024

Perpetual bitch syndrome

Perpetual bitch syndrome is when a male loses all of his masculine characteristics due to severely low testosterone levels. Someone suffering from perpetual bitch syndrome will undoubtedly cruise through life as spineless, weak-willed loser who only can find a small and dim lit happiness either in the bottom of a bottle or from their ugly slag partner that is barely an excuse for a woman.

Man 1: “Dam Tony acts a different after he got his new girlfriend” Man 2: “Its pretty sad, he's unfortunately suffering from perpetual bitch syndrome.”

by Fjewojwbruaisnxxb January 3, 2024

Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.

My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.

by Kentich January 4, 2024