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National cum day

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021
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National Angelo Day

This day is on April 24th and it is the day of appreciation for all the Angelo’s of the World!
Did you hear its National Angelo Day?”
by Heart zzz April 24, 2023
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Rice Nation

For some reason Chinese people call the USA = Rice Nation
Chinese person A:

Hey, did you hear that Xiao Shen went to Rice nation?
Chinese person B:
Oh awesome, what did he say? Are they as fat as they are described?
by War7hehorseman June 21, 2022
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National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one
Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one
by Homieseggual October 17, 2021
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National Block Chris Day

August 7th is the official day to Block Chris day on discord, so block Chris..#1111 since its national block chris day!
Hey Joe its national block chris day!
Lets block him together:)
by LavaChilly August 7, 2022
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National Maalia day

April 11 is National Maalia day and that means that you need to give gifts or be nice to someone named Maalia as they probably had a rough year.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: *gives gift*
Maalia: "why did you get me a gift?"
Person 1: "because it is National Maalia day!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Maalia: "why have you been so nice today?"
Person 2: "because it is National Maalia day!"
by Haluukuluusuaq October 8, 2024
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National Hump Month

November is National Hump Month so you can hump anyone and it won't be suspect
Oh boy its National Hump Month, time to hump some people
by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 24, 2019
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