Dog

A dog is a loving companion that will never leave your side. A dog is there for you no matter what. If you’re sad, a dog is there to cheer you up. If you’re happy, a dog is there to share the moment. If you’re angry at the world, a dog will be there to turn your frown upside down. A dog is a furry friend that loves you more than a fat kid loves cake.

Them: I wish I could be happier..
Me: Get a Dog, they’re wonderful at cheering everyone up!
Them: It worked! Thank you for this amazing creature!

by Callofdutyman09 April 12, 2022

dog hat

A furry winter hat with ear flaps that look like a dog's ears, hence the name.

Look at that guy with the dog hat!

by Loquacious_T February 23, 2011

Bailey Dog

The most sweetest, loving, and fun dog that has walked this earth. He is always up for any adventure, anywhere. He brings warmth and happiness to everyone he meets. He is extremely handsome, caring, and compassionate. He craves attention and affection, and isn't shy to give it right back. He will love you unconditionally, no matter what. The bad melts away and your heart fills with happiness when he's around.

Bailey dog is the cutest dog ever!

by LevelOut360 November 23, 2021

we dogs

A sentence commonly said by one of your best friends (dogs).

I mean we dogs but..you're kind of a weird guy

by Adrian110011220022 January 14, 2018

Dog

The mid amazing animal in the world!!!!!!!!!!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

My dog is very floofy.

by @##$%%&&--+ November 24, 2022

Western NY Coney Dog

While having sex with a particularly loose woman, you use your hands as a "bun" to take up the extra space.

That chick Racheal was so loose I had to give her the Western NY Coney Dog so we could both feel something.

by ConeyDogger69 September 3, 2025

Dog vomit

my dog just threw up all over my fucking chair wtf. Little fucker is not gonna have any food tonight.

That little bitch there is dog vomit everywhere

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020