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Face Baggery

To make numerous argumentative posts of an apoplectic or advocating nature while disingenuously claiming apathy on the subject matter.

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Apoplectically responding to responses containing documented facts with any mixture of: claims of apathy; ignoring facts; changing the argument or simply making more raging posts.
Larry has been committing face baggery again. He keeps making posts on how the apollo moon landing was staged in Hollywood .But when you call him on it says he really doesn't care one way or another. Larry is such a core face bagger.
by Nutty Tech October 26, 2015
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Macking Face Heavy

To make out with someone extremely hard, so much so that it's like you're eating each other's faces. You can add a comma before heavy just to add extra emphasis, maybe change your tone for it, too.
Yeah man I was walking to class and there was this hallway couple macking face heavy.
by RattHead April 20, 2025
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hornet face

Someone with an evil looking face. Typically have a dagger nose and a devil like smirk. Their chin would puncture you and their eyes will wreck your soul
Susan has such a hornet face, what a nasty bitch
Holy shit! Look at that hornet face! she should get plastic surgery.
by ghghrjefnvsehfbvkwrnbeflvkewfv December 12, 2017
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Torta face

'Torta face' is a term that originates from Hispanic communities in the United States. It describes someone with the following features:

1.) a tall, narrow, pointy forehead

2.) a long face, which may also be wide, with high cheekbones

3.) a long, pointy chin

This combination of features gives someone a distinctly oval-shaped face. It resembles the pointed oval shape of a torta sandwich bun.

Examples of torta faces would include Jennifer Lopez, the Disney character Pocahontas, supermodel Riyo Mori, or the pornstar Asa Akira.

Although anyone can have a torta face, it seems to be especially common in women with Native American ancestry, which includes a lot of Latin American women.

It's also extremely common in women from Eastern Asian countries like Japan, China, Vietnam, etc. It's seen in Oceanic countries like Fiji, as well.

This isn't to be confused with the Spanish insults, 'torta' and 'cara de torta', which refer to an overweight or obese woman, whose body and face are shaped like a torta *pie* rather than a torta *sandwich*.

You see, 'torta face' isn't an insult. It's more akin to a neutral nickname, and doesn't refer to a fat woman.
Dude, that girl over there with the torta face. What is her name???
by Worldwide Scholar 411 December 17, 2024
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Harmon Face Values

an American chain of stores on the east coast that mainly sold healthcare and beauty supplies at a discounted price.
On September 29, 2017, Bed Bath & Beyond experimented with a new store format called "Face Values & Beyond", a mix of a Bed Bath & Beyond store and a Harmon Face Values store. However, it closed in 2022
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Skillet Face

A Freightliner Cabover truck tractor. They are called that because of the flat front with a grill pattern over the radiator. Due to rising fuel prices cabover trucks are becoming rare, almost obsolete due to poor aerodynamics.
"That rookie is driving an old skillet face."
by Faultliner November 11, 2022
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slap-face

When a man and women slap their faces together and make out.
Tiffany sat in the back of the movie theatre to slap-face with Nathan.
by slapman9 March 9, 2022
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