National Gardeners

National Guard members assigned to landscaping, park maintenance, or groundskeeping duties, particularly in Washington, D.C., during deployments.

After being deployed to the capital, National Gardeners spread mulch and cleaned up parks around D.C.

by bichoraro August 29, 2025

national relationship update day

national relationship update day, on the first sunday of may

hey bro, its national relationship update day, whats going on with ur girl?

by arum1784632785 May 5, 2024

National Fuck Your Homies Day

August 3rd is national fuck your homies day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022

by HomieFucker222 August 2, 2022

National Hug a girl day

Boys get to hug any girl and girls can’t do anything abo ut it

Boy: go hug her
you: why

boy: because it’s National Hug a girl day

by Huhs March 13, 2022

National turn Lizard into a Flareon day

This is the day where you can turn anyone named Lizard into a Flareon from Pokémon with no permission.

"Okay Lizard, it's National turn Lizard into a Flareon day! Hold still so I can prepare the cool spell that turns you into a Flareon because I want to!"

by pixeel November 29, 2023

National smack an ass week

April 15-19 it’s gonna be national smack an ass week

Just go up to someone and slap their ass and say “it’s national smack an ass week”

by Premethias🧸💵👀 April 14, 2019

National Grab a thigh

On June 5 go out and grab some thighs! It doesn’t matter if they are thick or thin, grab-em. Join this day to celebrate all the thighs that are on people’s legs by grabbing them, squeezing them, or even just slapping them! You can even tell everyone about it, then you can grab their thigh. You could also grab any random persons thighs as they walk or stand near you!

“Today’s National Grab a thigh day so don’t forget to grab a thigh today!”

by Idek:) June 4, 2019