national kowenk day

A day celebration kowenks all across Instagram

Person 1: it’s international Kowenk day!
Person 2: let’s go look at some unknown influencers

by Popopopopoppppp November 23, 2021

National sex day

February 22 is a national sex day. People who are born on february 22 should have sex with people born on june 9 at 22 february.

-Hey its february 22!
-and?
-im born on feb 22 and you are born on june 9 and today is feb 22!
-so?
-its a national sex day! Lets have sex.
-ok!

by Haiitsormashiani November 23, 2021

National deportation day

National deportation day is usually celebrated on may 5th

Hey are you celebrating national deportation day with your friend Julio

by Juanthewhiteguy January 18, 2025

National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

National send a tit Pic day

January 26th, The day to send a titty Pic to your boyfriend

"It's national send a tit Pic day babe! You know what that means" - chad

by Lxnk January 25, 2025

National Titty Pics Day

January 26th is national titty pics day. Where you send a titty pic to a loved one or someone you feel needs a titty pic

person 1: Ay yo today’s national titty pics day

person 2: dw i gotchu fam *sends a titty pic*

person 1: thank you so much *sends a titty pic*

by E. Rec Sean January 26, 2025