Pulling A Jon Jones

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.

After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,

by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025

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Pulling an Ecvette

Pulling an ecvette is the action of jumping into a minecraft ravine and dying by accident.

Person 1: "omg how did you die"
Person 2 "ugh I pulled an Ecvette"

Definition:Pulling an ecvette is the action of jumping into a minecraft ravine and dying by accident

by ecvette September 1, 2019

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pulling a Salinger

when you cut yourself off from society and all forms of communication for the purposes of completing work or a project.

(derived from the author J.D. Salinger)

Melissa: "where were you all weekend- there was a great party you missed out on- I called and emailed you?"
Holly: "I had a big project due-so I was pulling a Salinger-needed to get it done!"

by salingerbird December 4, 2010

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When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a hispanic cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

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