National No Water Day

A day where no one can drink water at all

Hey can I go get a drink of water?

Teacher: No it's national no water day...

by Houdini TRLL May 30, 2017

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National send t a tittypic day

On July 6th you give anybody who's name has t in it 5! titty pics

National send t a tittypic day is when you send anybody with a t in there name a titty pic

by Bignanawigniga July 6, 2025

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National eat ass day

April 13th is National Eat Ass Day

Hey babe it's national eat ass day you know what that means

by BIG PAPA CORN May 25, 2018

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FUCK OFF. GENUINELY FUCK OFF.
MOTHERFUCKERS GENUINELY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS DAY JUST TO GRAB BOOBS. GO TO PORNHUB OR SOME SHIT AND MASTURBATE WITH YOUR 2 INCHER YOU LONELY ASS MOTHERFUCKING, FUCKING LOOK AT HENTAI OR SOME SHIT YOU FUCKING FETISH-RIDDEN DISGRACE. STOP SEXUALLY ASSAULTING RANDOM WOMEN ON THE STREETS, GO KYS.

Person/Boy 1: “omg it’s National Grab Boob Day!!1 let me go grab that random woman’s racks, she look like she’s got the whole ass bakery!! with that dumpy too!!1”
Person/Boy 2: *punches* “wtf dude that’s disgusting, you can’t just go sexually assault women”

by turbowashere March 26, 2022

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National Tape Dispenser Day

Tape Dispenser get used rarely and then forgotten about until needed again. We as a society under appreciate them. So November 23rd is National Tape Dispenser day in honor of all tape dispensers big and small.

“Yo did you know that it’s National Tape Dispenser Day??”

by mehmehdoggie November 23, 2023

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