national free head day

this takes place on November 18 where your gf has to give you free head

guy: hey it’s national free head day girl: oh yeah proceeds to give the best head ever

by james992 November 13, 2022

national cuddle day

september 28th is a day where maddy and tj have to cuddle and sleep together cause it’s her birthday and if they don’t she will commit toaster bath

hey, wyd td? cuddling with maddy cuz it’s national cuddle day

by bigbootylatina August 4, 2021

National Rachael Day

May 8
The birthday and celebration of the most wonderful woman in the world. Do not call her Rachel.

Sofia: “Man! Today is National Rachael Day! Let’s get her some gifts to show her how much we appreciate her!”
Cameron: “Alrighty.”

by kawaiiuser69 February 2, 2020

National Bot Kid Day

The day where Bot Kids all around the world celebrate being a bot.

Happy National Bot Kid Day Jenzel, hope u enjoy.

by noice. December 5, 2020

National Dry Hump Day

National Dry hump day is held on September 2nd

National dry Hump Day Is September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!

“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
“

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

National Ben Day

National Ben Day is on June 10th but it is a day to commemorate your car. Your car has done so much for you by getting you around so this is the day to appreciate it.

William: “I’m getting the car washed and filling up all the fluids.”

Brianna: “Why, it just got all the fluids checked last week.”

William: “Haven’t you heard its national ben day!”

by AmericanScumNut May 26, 2022