National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.

Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.

by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

National Josh kiss Quinn day

On January 11th Josh must makeout with Quinn for josh kiss quinn day

Oh looks like it’s National Josh Kiss Quinn day, you better get to it Quinn

by RecapXGhandi January 11, 2023

National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day

The 20th of January is known as National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day in the state of Louisiana.

Guy: What day is it?

Girl: It’s National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day

by graeme Cock January 12, 2023

National suck a homie dry day

You get to suck a homie till his skin comes off and it isn't sus

Yo man lemme suck you dry it's Janurary 13th, aka, National suck a homie dry day

by TheRealMan2018 January 12, 2023

national kiss pink haired girls day

october 13th is the national kiss pink haired girls day. all pink haired girls get a fat juicy smooch! 🤭😘

hey Erin, tomorrow is national kiss pink haired girls day. ready for a kiss???

by sparklesn✮t January 12, 2023

gander nation

one’s ability to understand the law of physics within themselfs

ayo gander nation in here

by yyyyuuuyuuuuwuuwywywyywwywyywy January 13, 2023