dink slap

To slap someone with your dink.

Get away you fucker, or I'll give you a dink slap.

by Shylo Sasakamoose April 13, 2008

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Lappy slap

The act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop's compatability in question. The word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description...

person 1: Man, if my laptop crashes again, I'm gonna give it a right ol' lappy slap.

person 2: How's that gonna help?

person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?

person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...

person 1: Shut up...

by Starshine101 March 30, 2009

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Monkey Slaps

Getting fucked hard in the Gluteus Maximus

I will give you some "Monkey Slaps"

by mexicanballer69 November 1, 2017

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The Jman Slap

The act of one being a douche bag by slapping your or another's lower back. By far this is one of the worst pains one can experience. To execute correctly one must....

1. Sneak up on a person
2. Locate there lower back ( right above their ass crack )
3. Slap vigorously to piss off the "slap"ie
Note: most effect when aiming for the fat deposits located near the love handle area.

- Yo did you see how pissed off JJ got when I Jman slapped him?

- Yea, your a douche bag.
- The Jman slap is so sick and should be spread around so I get famous.

- That would be cool, but your still a douche bag.

by Jman5670 June 24, 2011

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Slippy Slap

When you are raw doggin a girl -you pull out, nut in your hand, and when the girl turns around and says what’s wrong you slap her with that nut hand! Then you scream “you been slippy slapped!”

Guy:Hey girl, you DTF?
Girl:Yyyyaaassss, I’m always DTF. I’m a Freak.
Guy:Cool! Let’s slippy slap!

by Slippery Sancho October 2, 2020

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