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russian trumpet

Shitting in a girls mouth while she licks your balls from behind.
by dashle January 5, 2016
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Russian Sunglasses

1. When someone finishes crapping, but doesn't wipe and then sits on an unsuspecting victims face, making a massive poop splat on your nose and around your eyes.

2. Some fancy sunglasses from Russia
1. Dude, last night it was firetrucking hilarious when Billy woke up to find he got some Russian Sunglasses!

2. Ooh, look at those designer Russian sunglasses!
by mankeyrox November 11, 2011
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Russian Campfire

When two modern gentlemen both anally penetrate an unsuspecting host, rubbing their upper-class cocks together like two sticks trying to ignite a fire.
"My dearest companion William and I performed the most elegant Russian Campfire on a peasant whore."
by The Twangdillo October 8, 2014
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Russian bot

A social media account financially backed or operated by a Russian government agency engaged in spreading disinformation, hate and negative trolling for the purpose of causing disruption, mistrust and division among the peoples and governments of their adversaries, especially against the US, Europe and other NATO allies.
Quote from BBC News article: How Russian bots appear in your timeline
"Her comments come after prominent social media accounts were exposed as Russian bots."
by Hargett March 29, 2021
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russian retarded

a sincere, yet embellished attempt at portraying a french accent; lacking in authenticity, and accuracy. Final product: an erratic, russian retarded mess.
"Are you trying to be russian retarded again, J?"
by BooJJ February 6, 2008
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mad russian

that lady over there playing poker is definitely a mad russian since she lost in russian poker
by farting ass August 17, 2011
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Russian Amphitheatre

A sexual act created by the homeland, otherwise known as mother Russia.
To begin the Russian Amphitheatre, the male puts his Russian cock into the females vagina.

While he does this, he then begins to rhythmically slap the females bottom to a Russian song, and proceeds to sing.

When the song gets louder, so shall the singing and slapping. No mercy shall be given to the female, just as Stalin showed no mercy to his people.
When I heard that there was going to be a performance at the Russian amphitheatre, I went to go see. What I did not expect to see performed at the Theatre was a Russian Amphitheatre.

I should have read the playbill.
by Redrumbilly May 15, 2013
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