Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.

Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.

by Hiromeka April 7, 2020

Discreto burrito

When someone is hispanic but due to appearance and mannerisms its undetectable.

John: You know Liz is hispanic
Mark: Really? I never knew!
John: yeh shes a discreto burrito

by HeylooUD October 30, 2011

dutch burrito

a burrito size joint.

Dom goes to Amsterdam and orders a Dutch burrito then is never heard from again.

by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015

Bean burrito

The act of stuffing your balls into the vagina of a Mexican woman while she's wrapped in a blanket

This girl invited me over to Netflix and chill and I toltaly turned her into a bean burrito

by Dami_Nuf May 4, 2024

burrito bomb

it's when you eat 4 burritos while bouncing, then you throw up the next day.

oh shit ALi had a serious burrito bomb last night

by beckfromvictorious November 25, 2016

Burrito Noche

The night you spend in the bathroom after eating Mexican food for dinner.

After eating dinner last night at (insert Mexican restraunt name) I had a Burrito Noche.

by iMeMyself January 1, 2012

burrito sunrise

A burrito sunrise is the aftereffect of explosive diarrhea from having eaten, the night before, a burrito or any other Mexican, Tex-Mex, or Americanized Mexican style meal. A burrito sunrise, in it's most fundamental from, is the unexpected awakening to explosive diarrhea after a late-night escapade at Taco Bell.

Dude, I woke up to a burrito sunrise this morning.

by CuriousChap January 23, 2024