Shadow the Hedgehog

“I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!”
by Not_eggman September 14, 2023
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Nut shadow

The term used to describe the five o'clock shadow after you have shaved your nuts
That guys beard looks like some straight nut shadow
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shadow bone

an alarmingly sexual pokemon move.
"My god, I think she got shadow boned!"
"I think theres a shadow bone out there"
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Shadow

A black ass but very handsome and funny guy, always being racially discriminated by his friends
Taeshaun: Ayo shadow come here for a bit

Zain: This guy is black fr
by Taeshaun September 13, 2023
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Shadow

"man that guy is a real Shadow, you know what?"
by Markus Aurelius the IV February 29, 2024
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Shadow

This person has a very big penis because he is black also he is the best valorant player.
Shadow is a bery nic eperson
by Shadw November 21, 2021
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Shadow

He is the ultimate person in the whole world. , Kind of lord of this whole universe , kind - hearted, respectful and possess the whole universe .
Lord shadow is the possession of this whole world
by Kind of rude November 24, 2021
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