Skip to main content

Football Player

Someone who plays football
Not always a jock, usually people who like to play just for fun and are athletic.
Besides from a few people football players are usually kind and don’t just like cheerleaders

(Yes, you’re probably surprised)
The football player ran down the field for a game winning touchdown.
by TheRunningBackwithAHonorRoll November 20, 2019
mugGet the Football Player mug.

National Football Day

On June 10th everyone has to go post and appreciate national football/soccer.
Dan: Its finally National Football Day!

Tom: Today is National Football Day!
by WorldFootballPresident June 9, 2024
mugGet the National Football Day mug.

Football

Football is when you think you have appendicitis but you actually have testicular cancer so you shove you foot up your balls.
Let’s watch some football!
by joeypig1108 August 9, 2022
mugGet the Football mug.

Boys Football

An adorable little time scheduled throughout the month called "practice" or if they wanna be serious, a "game" where boys dress up in matching cute silly little costumes, call themselves a "team" and throw around a ball and play fight.
Sorry carol, I cant hang out today. I need to attend my sons *Boys Football* practice
by vampzx3 December 18, 2024
mugGet the Boys Football mug.

puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.
by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018
mugGet the puerto rican football with legs mug.

Football head

“Oh, that ryan? Likethe football head one?”
by OldeEnglish&FortyFives March 20, 2023
mugGet the Football head mug.

Erik Fisher Football Dream

In the book Tangerine Erik, Paul's older brother Has a football dream that their dad has been dreaming for.
Every day dad only wants to talk about the Erik Fisher Football Dream!
by HogwartsGraduate#1 October 22, 2020
mugGet the Erik Fisher Football Dream mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email