Tech-arted

Tech-arted is an adjective to describe someone who has no idea how to use anything technological (e.g. Digital Camers, Computers, etc).

The word is derived from the words "Technology" and "Retarded".

Mom: KENNY! How do I work this god damned computer!

Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

by SerenityFlight August 31, 2010

The “Tech”

The natural habitat of “Victoria Mulqueen” and all other Victoria Mulqueens, often referred mistakingley as a school.

Did you hear she goes to the “tech”

by bombassperson October 8, 2018

Tech Lag

The feeling theatre kids/stage people feel after a theatre production closes. After a long tech week and hard work put into a show, tech lag is what the cast experiences when the show finishes and they finally get to rest, à la jet lag.

Theatre Kid #1: “Oh man, I am really feeling techlagged now that Pippin has closed. Running Simple Joys 50 times in rehearsal really weighed on me.”
Theatre Kid #2: “I’m feeling more post-show depression myself, but that tech lag is gonna kick in tomorrow, I know it.”

by Ilovedinosaurs1738 November 15, 2020

Vert tech

technology that creates significant vertical growth on a beanie

Chad: nice vert Kyle.
Kyle: thanks Columbia has some good vert tech

by mobfiji February 10, 2021

Neon Tech

A definition for having "good movement" with the agent Neon in Valorant.

"This kid's got insane Neon Tech. I won't be suprised if he is Radiant Rank!"

by sexo fender June 14, 2024

Bigot Tech

The conglomeration of technology companies who use censorship to limit the voices of those who question the marxist/authoritarian political agenda.

The virus has a survival rate of over 99%, but Bigot Tech won't let the information on their platforms.

by punic zirconium July 19, 2021

Pop-tech

Pop-culture technology - wearables, drones, robots, social media, apps, mobile phones etc. As opposed to traditional technology - servers, end-user computing, networking devices etc.

Person #1: "Have you heard the latest? Facebook paid 800 squillion dollars to buy a virtual reality headset business and a messaging app."

Person #2: "All that pop-tech nonsense gives me the shits. Have you seen the latest Hitachi storage attached network?"

Tumbleweeds.

by KnightSmithJones December 13, 2014