Noes tard

When you walk past a yoni and the fish smell makes you throw up . It’s also when you walk in a room and you see yoni and another man cumming in each others buttholes

Damn that noes tard makes my head hurt.
I just saw noes tard again, I wish I could pop my eye balls out.

by Fartface21 January 3, 2019

/b/tard

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.

How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."

by ThCtzer August 1, 2018

Tard of farts

When five people circle around a container and fart in it.

Jaryd is the equivalent to a tard of farts.

by Bigggpopi August 15, 2018

fuck-tard

This is a phrase used to describe a really stupid person.
A person who is mentally insane.
A person who messes up everything.

Did this guy really stand up his girlfriend in order to go to a nerd convention? What a fuck-tard!

by ApeBeam June 3, 2018

tard sacs

A tard sac is late lazy person

Are you a tard sac?
Oh yes I am I’m the tardiest of the tard sacs

by Slurp me June 10, 2018

Lithi-Tard

A crack-head retard that lives in Lithuania

Oh nah mans you a Lithi-Tard on god.

by BukuTard November 16, 2022

He-tard

When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.

Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!

by Bundy_in_Chilton September 23, 2022