TP-tard

People who hoard toilet paper for un-obvious reasons.
Why is there no toilet paper? Because all the TP-tards got it already!
by DaddyCoolest March 20, 2020
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Test-tard

The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.
Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe
by binmunbruce January 02, 2022
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Tard Pass

When a retard gets to do what they want because they have retarted syndrome.
Matthew: Why does Alexis get to do nothing and pass.
Reames: She has a Tard Pass now shut it.
by NoThoticus March 27, 2019
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Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.
You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos
by Texel May 21, 2011
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Big Tard

someone who has advanced levels of autism
u are Big Tard
by kwjdfnewruchuwhurwf March 04, 2018
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Screw Tard

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 08, 2009
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