Poop Stain

A poop stain left in underwear after a shart.

Brandon sharted in his Calvin Kleins and now he has a poop stain.

by Mrs.BVP November 15, 2016

Smear Stain

A certain person or object that fits the criteria of both Smear and Stain.

As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.

by DoctorPeterFile May 9, 2018

stain your own lane

Doing something stupid in your area of expertise

I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.

by DocM&M August 16, 2020

stained the toilet brown

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.

She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012

Stain

'Pain in the ass, unwelcome imbecile'.

'Oh no, look who it is. It's Chris Putz. What a stain he is'.

by CardinalRizla September 16, 2022

slug stain

The moist residue left behind from a female sexual organ drug across a surface.

I was at the strip club last night and I came home with a slug stain across my t-shirt from Monique.

by The Harry Balls January 22, 2018

Yoghurt Stain

The consequence of inadvertently dropping a dairy-based confectionery item onto one’s attire. Also to accidentally spill ones milky man mess down one’s trousers.

Damn did you see state of Leroy’s trousers, bro straight up yoghurt stained himself…

by Engels Lad May 21, 2025